Tales of a Nuyorican Geek

soyrican: /sɔɪˈri kən/ adj.

slang. the state of being Puerto Rican.
a term adopted by the author to poke fun at her inconsistencies with her culture. You don't eat beans? Man, you ain't real Puerto Rican, you're the soy version, soyrican!
a twenty-four year old self proclaimed geek who does not apologize for her often questionable taste. (see also: Joliz)